Yoko Ono celebrates her 80^th birthday next month and one could argue she’s lived several lifetimes in those eight decades. Her newest endeavor is an, er, interesting collaboration with Opening Ceremony designing a menswear line based on a series of sketches she did in 1969 as her wedding present to John Lennon. 

Ono says, “I was inspired to create 'Fashion for Men,' [because I was] amazed at how my man was looking so great. I felt it was a pity if we could not make clothes emphasizing his very sexy bod.”

While we’re a sucker for a great love story, it’s hard to see this line showing up on Portland gentlemen. Particularly because $335 for pants with a hand on the crotch seems a touch steep for the Northwest market.