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Just a Couple of Days Audible Audiobook – Unabridged

Tony Vigorito (Author), Bernard Setaro Clark (Narrator), Lantern Audio (Publisher)
3.8 3.8 out of 5 stars 240 ratings
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Cult favorite, Tony Vigorito's award-winning underground hit is a chronicle of the party at the end of time. A game of graffiti tag on a local overpass is kicked off by a mischievous artist who writes a simple phrase: "Uh-oh." An anonymous interlocutor responds with "When?" A sly answer appears: "Just a couple of days." But what happens in just a couple of days? Professor Blip Korterly is arrested, his friend Dr. Flake Fountain is drafted into a shadow-government research project to develop the ultimate biological weapon, and an accidental outbreak turns into a merry-hearted, babble-inducing apocalypse that will either destroy humankind or take it to the next step in evolution.

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    12 hours and 26 minutes
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    Tony Vigorito
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    Bernard Setaro Clark
  4. Audible release date
    March 16, 2015
  5. Language
    English
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    Lantern Audio
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Listening Length 12 hours and 26 minutes
Author Tony Vigorito
Narrator Bernard Setaro Clark
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Audible.com Release Date March 16, 2015
Publisher Lantern Audio
Program Type Audiobook
Version Unabridged
Language English
ASIN B00URYY9LA
Best Sellers Rank #170,754 in Audible Books & Originals ( See Top 100 in Audible Books & Originals)
#247 in Metaphysical & Visionary Fiction (Audible Books & Originals)
#1,469 in Metaphysical & Visionary Fiction (Books)
#1,857 in Humorous Fiction & Satire

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Customers find the book great, perfect, and worth their time. They also say it's a quick-witted delight to read.

"...This was amazing. It is funny but also leaves one with some serious questions to think about...." Read more

"...Wouldn't that be sad.This book is fun, non-linear, intelligent and stupid -- all at the same time and in alternating pulses...." Read more

"...parts that seemed to go on and on a little too long, but still a very good book. I loved that it made me literally laught out loud...." Read more

"...Characterizations were good (really loved the villians). Overall, good read and will keep you entertained." Read more

10 customers mention "Story quality"7 positive3 negative

Customers find the story good, funny, and original. They also say the book is fun.

"...(he even acknowledges that in the book itself), but it's a funny story with a good plot and interesting characters...." Read more

"...It is a great original story by one of my favorite authors." Read more

"This book was a bit disappointing. The concept was great, but the author kept digressing, more and more into philosophical asides...." Read more

"This book was a lot of fun! Great writing, Tony Vigorito obviously likes to have fun with language. Good characters, too, and a really original plot." Read more

10 customers mention "Writing style"7 positive3 negative

Customers find the writing style funny, witty, and unique. They also say the sarcasm is perfect.

"...This was amazing. It is funny but also leaves one with some serious questions to think about...." Read more

"Tony Vigorito has a great writing style, full of awesome insights and at times mind blowing realizations about human interaction and feelings, but..." Read more

"...That never happened. It’s so disjointed and so heavy with unimpressive linguistic gymnastics, that it made me angry!..." Read more

"This book was a lot of fun! Great writing, Tony Vigorito obviously likes to have fun with language. Good characters, too, and a really original plot." Read more

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Customers find the book full of awesome insights, ideas, and different points of view. They say it constantly keeps them thinking. Readers also mention the concept is great and gives them hope for humanity.

"This book was a bit disappointing. The concept was great, but the author kept digressing, more and more into philosophical asides...." Read more

"...Wouldn't that be sad.This book is fun, non-linear, intelligent and stupid -- all at the same time and in alternating pulses...." Read more

"Tony Vigorito has a great writing style, full of awesome insights and at times mind blowing realizations about human interaction and feelings, but..." Read more

"...Characterizations were good (really loved the villians). Overall, good read and will keep you entertained." Read more

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Customers have mixed opinions about the character development. Some find them interesting, while others say they're one-dimensional.

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"...book, despite the bait-and-switch on the story line, and the ghastly characters. But I just couldn't." Read more

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L. Welch
5.0 out of 5 stars Wild trip and lots to think about
Reviewed in the United States on November 12, 2010
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I read this book in just a couple of days. It was recommended to me by Amazon. I got it because I like to read some other authors and was looking for some additional humor/sci fi reading. This was amazing. It is funny but also leaves one with some serious questions to think about. I might say that it was one of the more disturbing books that I have read. That was due to some of the themes that the book centered around. It really made me think, while, I was at the same time laughing my way through it. If you like books that make you wonder what ethics science should follow, this is the book for you. Also, if you like Douglas Adams or Christopher Moore, I suspect you will enjoy the quirky characters and quotes as well as some of the wild turns that this book takes. I hope that Tony Vigorito continues to write books like this! I want more books that I can't put down.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Funny story, good plot, interesting characters...
Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2016
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If you like Tom Robbins, then I think you'll enjoy this book. At times, the author is a bit self-indulgent with his verbosity (he even acknowledges that in the book itself), but it's a funny story with a good plot and interesting characters. After reading this I ordered another book by the same author: Nine Kinds of Naked. I'll review that one when I finish it.
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Taradiddle
3.0 out of 5 stars Heavy on pontification, light on actual story.
Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2018
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This book was a bit disappointing. The concept was great, but the author kept digressing, more and more into philosophical asides. If I wanted more of that, I would have selected a book on philosophy. I wouldn't have minded if there wasn't so MUCH of it, but there was. This is just my opinion, and someone else might have loved all the heavy-handed meandering, but I did not enjoy it as much as I would have with more actual story. YMMV.
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JJ
5.0 out of 5 stars Really Good for me
Reviewed in the United States on August 6, 2009
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I know you want to know if you will like this book...

That's hard for me to say, or guess. Language does not allow ample symbolism to convey the true meaning of the symbols it hopes to address. It's all a guess at what we hope to experience.

"Pat your head, rub your belly, and beat on your chest and roar!" This book invites participation.

I intend to read everything Vigorito writes. You should too. If you hate it, keep it to yourself, because others will know that you don't get the joke. Wouldn't that be sad.

This book is fun, non-linear, intelligent and stupid -- all at the same time and in alternating pulses. It uses science in the fictional sense, genes, jeans and beans. You get to decide what is most important, but the author does give a few hints.

Read it, you will enjoy it.
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klhowells
4.0 out of 5 stars High Concept & Honed Celebration of Playful Phrasings
Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2019
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A wry novel about the end of verbal communication that itself revels in fun with words and arrangements of words and also mentions itself. Sometimes just reading a few paragraphs was plenty to think about. Like a less terse Vonnegut. To quote the book: "You who are reading these words, this story is for you."
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Jeff
5.0 out of 5 stars First book I've bought form this Author.
Reviewed in the United States on April 6, 2013
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This book I could not put down, it was an absolute tie between the immersive story and my OCD to start a new chapter when it's right there on the next page, not sure if that makes sense but if you buy the book you might understand that part. The little intermissions were just an added bonus. While going through all of my products I've purchased to review before even writing this, just seeing the cover picture, I went to pick it up to start reading it again. I will absolutely read this book again.
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Dave
1.0 out of 5 stars Skip this! There are way better books in this genre.
Reviewed in the United States on January 14, 2020
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I believe the author aimed to a write a new age, self-help book, and force it inside a semi-intriguing story about a genetic virus being unleashed on a town. I kept reading, hoping that all the meandering non-sequiturs, pointless flashbacks, and ponderous, magical musings, would somehow be sewn up at the end, revealing some grand “a-ha moment”. That never happened. It’s so disjointed and so heavy with unimpressive linguistic gymnastics, that it made me angry! Maybe his other books are genius? This one I cannot recommend in any way.
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Praxcelis
2.0 out of 5 stars Ghastly characters and a tedious read
Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2020
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I was captivated by the exchange of graffiti messages at the beginning, What could they mean? Apparently nothing. I wasn't able to get through the last chapter, so perhaps there's something there that ties it to the beginning. Otherwise, it's just a cheap ploy, and hardly worthy of naming the entire book after it.

I found the characters thoroughly repugnant and the story endlessly tedious. I am loathe to give up on a book, especially after slogging to the last chapter, but if I had to read "Why aren't apples called 'reds'?" one more time, I think my head would have exploded. Why the author felt the need to repeat that over and over is beyond me. Perhaps he's amused by exploding heads.

I really wanted to like this book, despite the bait-and-switch on the story line, and the ghastly characters. But I just couldn't.
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