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17 Smart Sarcastic Quotes To Delight Your Dark Witty Heart

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Have you ever made a sarcastic joke that was taken the wrong way? Or maybe they just didn't get it? Well, not everyone is a fan of sarcasm and not everyone will always get a sarcastic remark.

Oscar Wilde said that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence. That's certainly true because it takes a certain level of smartness to come up with sarcastic comments.

Being sarcastic is a great way of saying what needs to be said without coming off as outright rude. It's a perfect way to make a bad situation seem less serious because you can get a laugh out of it.

Well, if you are like us, then you cherish some good old sarcasm. And with that said, we also happen to have a wholesome collection of sarcastic quotes that will make your day lighter! Take a look.

Featured Sarcastic Quotes

  • Understimate me. That will be fun.
  • Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.
  • Your opinion is not my reality.
  • Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
  • During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.
  • If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.
  • No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.
  • I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.
  • What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
  • My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.
  • Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.
  • You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

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    Overthinking can ruin you, so don't think about me.
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    Overthinking can ruin you, so don’t think about me.

    Understimate me. That will be fun.
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    Understimate me. That will be fun.

    Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.
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    Sometimes the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person was born an idiot.

    I am who I am. Your opinion is neither desired nor required.
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    I am who I am. Your opinion is neither desired nor required.

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    You know what I like about people? Their dogs.
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    You know what I like about people? Their dogs.

    Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.
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    Everybody has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.

    My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.
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    My level of sarcasm has gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I am kidding anymore.

    What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
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    What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.

    I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.
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    I’m not always rude and sarcastic. Sometimes I’m asleep.

    No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.
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    No, no, no. I’m not insulting you. I’m just describing you.

    If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.
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    If you wrote down every single thought you ever had, you would get an award for the shortest story ever.

    During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.
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    During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.

    Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
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    Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

    Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business.
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    Make somebody happy today. Mind your own business.

    Your opinion is not my reality.
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    Your opinion is not my reality.

    I wish for you the wisdom to mind your own business.
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    I wish for you the wisdom to mind your own business.

    Hey! I Found your mind, It was in my business.
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    Hey! I Found your mind, It was in my business.

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